52 Posts By Joshua Goldman The Top 10

Travis Kelce's Guide to Surviving a Relationship with Taylor Swift

Welcome to our top ten list, where we're counting down the funniest jokes about Travis Kelce's experience dating Taylor Swift. From touchdown passes to swift-justice, we've got it all!10. Why did...

The President Who Skipped His Third Term

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Tonight, we're diving into a comedic realm where reality meets satire. Imagine it's 2028, and Donald Trump has decided not to run for a third term. Let’s explore...

President Trump's Crazy Scheme to Stay in Power

Welcome to tonight's top ten list, where we're counting down the most ridiculous news stories of the week. And what do you know? The President himself makes an appearance! So grab a hat – or two –...

DoorDash and Klarna: The Perfect Combination for Financial Woes

Welcome to tonight's top ten jokes about the latest partnership between DoorDash and Klarna. These jokes might just make you feel a little less guilty about ordering that extra pizza installment!10....

Top 10 Signs You're the Next Sam Bankman-Fried

Welcome back, everybody! We're here tonight to poke fun at the latest cryptocurrency controversy. So, who's Sam Bankman-Fried? Oh yeah, he's the guy whose crypto empire is crumbling like a Ponzi...

Liberation Day: How Trump Tariff Impacted the Markets

Welcome to tonight's top 10 list, where we're counting down the reasons why the stock market tumbled after Trump's announcement of huge tariff rates on all items imported into the U.S. We've got jokes...

The Trump Card: Investing with a MAGA Twist

Welcome to tonight's top ten list! We're talking about a topic that's near and dear to our hearts: investing. But today, we're not just talking about any old investment strategy. No, no. Today, we're...

The Top 10 Reasons Teachers Unions Hate Home Schooling

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome back! Tonight, we're diving into the world of education, where teachers unions and home schoolers are engaged in a battle as old as chalk and erasers. Let's...

Laughter is the Best Medicine... Unless You're in Prison

Welcome to tonight's top ten list, where we take a serious issue like bipolar disorder in prisons and make it... well, not so serious. But don't worry, our jokes are still good enough to get you out...

The Queen of Copycats: Meghan's Misadventures in Business

Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Tonight, we're diving into the curious world of celebrity entrepreneurship with Meghan Markle at its center. Whether you're a fan or not, it's hard to ignore the...

Laughter is the Best Medicine: The Department of Education's Shutting Down!

Welcome to tonight's top ten list, where we're diving into a story that's got everyone talking. The Department of Education is under fire, and it's not just the teachers who are feeling the heat....

Barack and Jen: The New Power Couple?

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Tonight, we're diving into a sensational story straight out of Hollywood. Reports are swirling that President Barack Obama and Jennifer Aniston might be cooking up...

Orange is the New Khaki: The Top Ten Jokes Inspired by Prison Uniforms

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to our prison-themed edition of the Top Ten Jokes! Today, we're diving into the world of prison uniforms, because who doesn't love a good laugh about khakis and dark...

Gen Z's New Guide to Predicting Recessions: It's All About the Hems!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Tonight, we're diving into the peculiar world of financial fashion forecasts. Did you know Gen Z is looking to hemlines for recession clues? It's like saying if...

From Millionaire to Man of Laughs: The Jho Low Journey

Welcome, folks! Tonight we're diving into the world of finance, corruption, and... comedy? That's right, we're making jokes about Jho Low, the man at the center of the 1MDB scandal. So sit back,...

The Great Recession Predictors: Gen Z Edition

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to tonight’s special segment where we dive into whether Gen Z's lifestyle choices are more than just trends—they're recession indicators! Are they all...

Bitcoin's Dark Dream: When Someone is Ross Ulbricht in the Making

And now, folks, for my next trick... I mean, joke. Welcome to tonight's top ten list: 'When Someone is Ross Ulbricht in the Making'! Who knew setting records could be so... enlightening?10. Your...

The Freak-Off Files: Sean Diddy Combs Edition

Welcome to tonight's Top Ten Jokes, where we're exploring the shocking claims surrounding Sean 'Diddy' Combs and his alleged sex trafficking ring. It's a wild ride, folks, so buckle up and let's get...

When AI Writes Bestsellers: The Hilarious Outcomes!

Welcome to our Top Ten Jokes segment, where we take on the latest news and turn it into comedy gold! Tonight, we're talking about the 'Chicago Sun-Times' and 'The Philadelphia Inquirer's' epic fail...

Open up, Its the Police! How to respond to Fake Police Knocks

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Tonight we have a rather unusual topic inspired by some recent events that might make you think twice before opening your door. Imagine it's the middle of the night...

The Military Parade That Trump Wished He Could Forget

Good evening everyone! Tonight, we're diving into the top ten reasons why President Donald Trump is madder than ever after his big military parade turned out to be anything but spectacular. From...

The Pope, the Prez, the GOAT and Coach K: Chicago's Super Team

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to our show! In today's episode, we're taking a humorous look at Chicago, the city that just keeps on giving - from presidents to popes, basketball greatness to...

Trump Air Force One: Luxury vs. Security Paradox

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Tonight we're diving into a tale of presidential planes and luxury gifts. President Trump's new Air Force One is not just any plane; it’s a $400 million gift from...

Warning: Signs You Might Be "Jeffreyizing" Your Life

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another night of jokes, and tonight we're going to talk about a topic that's been making headlines recently - 'Becoming Jeffrey Epstein: Top 10 Warning Signs'. So...