Warning: Signs You Might Be "Jeffreyizing" Your Life

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another night of jokes, and tonight we're going to talk about a topic that's been making headlines recently - 'Becoming Jeffrey Epstein: Top 10 Warning Signs'. So buckle up, folks! Let's dive right in.

10. If you find yourself hosting lavish parties with underage guests, it might be time to reconsider your guest list.

9. If people start referring to you as a 'fixer', you might want to hire a good PR firm.

8. If you're known for your love of private islands and secret hideaways, it's probably best to share the location with your lawyer.

7. If you're caught on camera giving massages to young girls, it might be time to invest in a masseuse certification course.

6. If you find yourself surrounded by beautiful women who can't seem to leave your side, consider hiring a professional model for company.

5. If you're accused of sexual misconduct multiple times, it might be time to take a break from the spotlight and focus on self-improvement.

4. If you find yourself associated with controversial figures like Jeffrey Epstein and Bill Clinton, maybe it's best to choose your friends more carefully.

3. If you're caught on video sweating profusely, it might be time to visit a dermatologist or consider applying for a job as a fitness instructor.

2. If you find yourself explaining that you didn't have sex with multiple women in the same sentence, it might be best to invest in a polygraph test.

1. If you're accused of sexual assault and still decide to run for public office, well, maybe politics isn't your calling.

That's all, folks! Remember, these jokes are meant to be humorous and serve as a cautionary tale. Always strive for good behavior and respect the rights of others. Goodnight!