Joshua Goldman
Joshua Goldman
min read · June 27, 2025 · Entertainment

Venice Vibe: The Elite Bachelor Bash at the Bezos-Sánchez Wedding!

I can't help but notice the guest list is a who's who of single, successful, ridiculously good-looking men. Bezos, help a girl out and throw me an invite!

WEDDING OF THE CENTURY: Bezos' Venice Bash is a Bachelor's Paradise

In a move that's left us all gasping for air, Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos has thrown open the gates of his opulent wedding celebration in Venice, Italy, and it's clear that this A-list bash is not just about love – but also about scoring the hottest singles on the planet.

We've got our eyes (and hearts) set on the stunning lineup of eligible bachelors who are sure to make waves at this swanky soiree. Who knows what sparks will fly when the world's richest man says "I do" to his beloved MacKenzie? One thing's for certain: this five-star flirting field is about to get even more scorching hot!

There's no doubt that the three single K's - Kim, Khloe and Kendall - will be on the prowl, alongside newly-single smokeshow actress Sara Foster.

So, without further ado, let's dive into our exclusive Bezos Wedding Hot Single Power Ranking. Who will be the lucky ladies (or gents) to catch the eye of these dashing devils? Take a peek at our top 5 picks and get ready for some serious swooning.

1. Tom Brady: The Gridiron Hunk

Fresh off his divorce, this retired football legend is back in the game – and looking better than ever! With his chiseled jawline and ripped physique, it's no wonder he's been spotted floating around Venice with none other than Orlando Bloom. We can't help but wonder if they're secretly plotting to steal the spotlight (and maybe even each other's hearts).

Tom's been papped floating around Venice with recently unattached Orlando Bloom like they're auditioning for Magic Mike: Euro Edition.

2. Orlando Bloom: The Paddleboard Prodigy

Legolas himself is living his best life on boats, and we couldn't be more obsessed! Who needs a villa when you can island-hop with your favorite ex-fiancée's stylist, Jamie Mizrahi? We're not judging – yet. But let's be real, this 48-year-old heartthrob has our full attention.

3. Leonardo DiCaprio: The Bad Boy of Sustainability

Technically coupled up (for now), but Leo's track record of party behavior speaks for itself. He's the human equivalent of a bad decision you won't regret... ever.

This environmentally conscious bad boy is off the market (for now), but we all know Leo's track record for party behavior is nothing short of legendary. Don't @ us when you see him sneaking off with a certain someone under 25 – it's just our prediction.

4. Tobey Maguire: The Quiet Storm

This understated heartthrob has been flying under the radar, but we're about to give him his due. With his quiet confidence and devilishly handsome grin, he's got "thinking woman's crumpet" written all over him. Who wouldn't fall for a low-key charmer like Tobey?

Orlando was spotted Thursday night in the back of a Venetian water taxi with his ex-fiancée's stylist, Jamie Mizrahi, 36. Et tu, Jamie?

5. Bill Gates: The Philanthropist with a Heart of Gold

Okay, we know what you're thinking – the 69-year-old software mogul isn't exactly our typical heartthrob type. But trust us when we say that there's a certain someone out there who's willing to take on the challenges (and charity work) that come with being Mrs. Gates.

Seduction Strategies: How to Take Down a Stag at Bezos' Bash

When the world's richest man says, 'I do', he doesn't just throw a party, as the glorious paparazzi pics have shown, he throws a parade of the most eligible bachelors on Earth.

So, how do you snag one of these eligible bachelors? It's time to get savvy – and a little cheeky. Here are our top tips for making the most of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity:

  • Micro-Missions: Help him find the canapé station, cigar terrace, or nearest phone-charging port. Shared quests create instant intimacy!
  • Smart Compliments Only: Ditch the bland "nice suit" and go for something like "Your sustainability initiative is impressive" (for Gates) or "Your Fox Sports commentary is making me like football" (for Brady).
  • The Dance-Floor Moment: Weddings are made for movers! Take a bold, confident twirl during the 90s throwback set – but keep those heels on, ladies!
  • The Transport Upgrade: Slip into his water-taxi group and snag the seat next to him. You've got this!

And finally, remember: Be the Black Cat, Not the Golden Retriever

Don't fall into golden retriever mode – bubbly, eager, and attention-seeking. Channel your inner black cat instead: glide in like you own the place, flash a flirty smile, and then disappear before he gets too comfortable. Mystery is magnetic, after all!

So, who's ready to mingle with these A-listers? The world's richest man has thrown open his doors – it's time for us to step up our game!