The Trump Card: Investing with a MAGA Twist

Welcome to tonight's top ten list! We're talking about a topic that's near and dear to our hearts: investing. But today, we're not just talking about any old investment strategy. No, no. Today, we're diving into the world of MAGA investors, where politics meets portfolio management. So sit back, relax, and get ready to LOL with tonight's top ten list!

10. Why did the MAGA investor go to therapy? Because their portfolio was a total disaster!

9. What do you call a MAGA investor who can't make any money? A 'Conservative' loser!

8. Why did the MAGA investor get kicked out of the bar? They kept saying, 'Drain the swamp!'

7. What's the difference between a MAGA investor and a Democrat? One is always wrong, and the other one is never right!

6. Why can't you trust a MAGA investor with your money? Because they're always trying to 'Make America Great Again'... their bank account!

5. What do you call a MAGA investor who's always complaining about the economy? A 'Trump' card!

4. Why did the MAGA investor get fired from their job? They kept telling everyone, 'Fake news!'

3. What's the best way to lose money as a MAGA investor? Invest in a Trump Tower condo... during a recession!

2. Why can't you trust a MAGA investor with your life savings? Because they're always trying to 'Build that wall'... around their portfolio!

1. What do you call a MAGA investor who's always wrong about the market? A 'Alternative Fact'!

And there you have it – our top ten reasons why investing based on politics is folly. Remember to keep your investments grounded in reality, not ideology!