The Top 10 Reasons Teachers Unions Hate Home Schooling

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome back! Tonight, we're diving into the world of education, where teachers unions and home schoolers are engaged in a battle as old as chalk and erasers. Let's find out why these unions seem to have it out for home schooling families.

10. Apparently, teachers unions think that if kids aren't in school, they must be hidden away by abusive parents! I mean, who else is going to indoctrinate them with multiplication tables?

9. Next time a teacher union spokesperson tells us about the dangers of home schooling, remind them that it's not the 1800s anymore - we don't need to keep our kids away from the community to protect them.

8. The teachers unions claim that home-schooled children are at risk of being abused... But what about those kids who have to endure standardized testing every year? That's gotta be some kind of abuse, right?

7. If the only way for a child to learn is in a government school, then why don't teachers unions demand that all adults attend government workshops? Seems fair to me!

6. Teachers unions say home-schooled children are missing out on community protection... But what about those kids who have to ride the school bus? Aren't they at risk every day?

5. The teachers union argues that home schooling removes kids from the protective gaze of teachers and the broader community... But I thought they were supposed to be educators, not protectors!

4. Next time someone tells you that home schooling is a form of abuse, ask them why they think the government has the right to choose where your children go to school.

3. If you've ever felt like teachers unions are trying to put home schooling back in its box, remember: Home schooling is no longer out of ordinary!

2. Teachers unions claim that home-schooled children are at a disadvantage... But I think the real disadvantage is having to listen to that annoying bell every hour.

1. Teachers unions say that kids don't 'belong' to their families, they belong to the government schools... Let's hope they never get their hands on those kids during recess!*

And there you have it, folks - a lesson in why teachers unions and home schoolers seem to be at odds. But remember, we all want what's best for our children, so let's keep the dialogue open and the education free from indoctrination.