Joshua Goldman The Top 10
Joshua Goldman The Top 10
min read · July 21, 2025 · Jokes

The Queen of Copycats: Meghan's Misadventures in Business

Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Tonight, we're diving into the curious world of celebrity entrepreneurship with Meghan Markle at its center. Whether you're a fan or not, it's hard to ignore the buzz around her new projects—especially when they seem suspiciously similar to existing ones! Let’s explore these top ten reasons why Meghan might be considered 'The Queen of Copycats'.

10. Why did Meghan get a D in business school? Because she was caught plagiarizing her own idea!

9. What do you call it when Meghan copies an existing podcast title and calls it originality?

8. They said 'be unique' to Meghan. She replied, 'I'll just take notes from Pamela Anderson's cookbook.'

7. How does Meghan know she’s not the first with these ideas? She doesn’t. But she has a better social media team!

6. Why did Meghan pick that podcast name? Because when you Google 'confessions', CEO is always the autocomplete.

5. What's Meghan's motto for new projects? Copy, paste, and hope no one notices. It’s like her version of a cooking show!

4. Did you hear about the town with the same logo as Meghan? They're now known as 'Porreres: The Town She Forgot to Google'.

3. What do you call it when someone borrows your ideas and gets more followers for it?

2. Why does Meghan keep getting accused of copying? Because her style is so 'inspired'!

1. Reason why Meghan's creativity is legendary... She’s always a few searches ahead!

There you have it, folks! Whether inspiration or imitation, Meghan has certainly stirred up the conversation. Remember, what matters most in business—or any creative endeavor—is doing your own thing, with respect and originality. Good night!