The President Who Skipped His Third Term

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Tonight, we're diving into a comedic realm where reality meets satire. Imagine it's 2028, and Donald Trump has decided not to run for a third term. Let’s explore the top ten reasons why that might be, in true David Letterman fashion. From tweets to taxes, we'll have a good laugh over what could have been!

10. President Trump decided he was tired of all those debates. He figured out the real winning strategy – not running at all!

9. They said his rallies were too crowded, so now he's decided to keep a low profile and just 'run' in marathons instead.

8. Apparently, they couldn't find any more wall materials. He went with the idea of building walls between states instead!

7. It turns out his golf courses were actually time-travel portals, and he didn’t want to risk altering history again!

6. They finally found a way to make those tweets disappear – by making sure they never happened in the first place.

5. Trump decided that instead of a third term, he was going to run for class clown at his next birthday party. At least the pies wouldn’t hit him!

4. They said his Twitter account was too powerful. Now it’s just being used as a fan page for his favorite ice cream flavors.

3. It turns out, he didn't want to keep running away from impeachments – so now he's settled down and is actually considering writing a memoir titled 'Runaway President'.

2. The campaign slogan was getting too long. So now it’s just ‘We did the country a favor’. Simple and sweet!

1. In his words, ‘Why run for third term when you can have three terms at your golf club?’

And there you have it folks! If not running for a third term was Trump's real agenda all along, who are we to argue? It’s been an absolute pleasure diving into this world of ‘what if’. Thanks for joining me tonight. Goodnight!