The Pope, the Prez, the GOAT and Coach K: Chicago's Super Team

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to our show! In today's episode, we're taking a humorous look at Chicago, the city that just keeps on giving - from presidents to popes, basketball greatness to community organizing. So sit back, relax, and let's laugh together as we delve into the Windy City's latest claim to fame: Pope Leo XIV! And remember, no matter your politics or sports preferences, everyone can appreciate a good joke.

10. You know Chicago's had a big year when they've produced a pope, but just wait 'til you hear who they're planning to send to the Vatican next: Rahm Emanuel!

9. Chicago's motto used to be 'Urbs in Horto' or City in a Garden. Now it's changed to 'Urbs in Halo' because of their latest resident: Pope Leo XIV.

8. In Chicago, they've finally found a way to make the Bears relevant again - by electing a pope!

7. Chicago's got a new slogan: 'The City That Built a President and a Pope... And, oh yeah, Michael Jordan.'

6. They say that every great city needs a statue. Well, Chicago has Obama, Jordan, and now they're building one of Coach K holding up a halo!

5. You know you've made it when you can replace the 'Hope' poster with a picture of Michael Jordan wearing a pope hat.

4. Chicago: The city where even the basketball gods get to wear a miter!

3. They say Chicagoans are tough. I guess that's why they decided to make their new pope from the same steel as the Bean!

2. I heard the Pope's first homily in Chicago was about 'The Chicago Miracle: How One City Produced a President, Coach K, and Michael Jordan.'

1. In Chicago, they've got Obama teaching community organizing, Jordan teaching basketball, and now Leo XIV will be teaching celibacy. I can't wait for the 'How to Keep It in Your Pants' seminar!

Well, that's all the time we have for tonight! Remember, whether you're a Chicagoan or not, everyone can appreciate a good laugh. Until next time, keep it Windy City style!