The Freak-Off Files: Sean Diddy Combs Edition

Welcome to tonight's Top Ten Jokes, where we're exploring the shocking claims surrounding Sean 'Diddy' Combs and his alleged sex trafficking ring. It's a wild ride, folks, so buckle up and let's get started!

10. Why did Diddy plan to party like it was 1999 the same day he got arrested? Because he wanted to go out with a bang... literally.

9. What did Diddy's hotel room look like the night he got busted? A little 'freaky' if you know what I mean...

8. Why did Diddy's lawyers object to Dawn Richard testifying? They wanted to keep her from spilling the tea about his 'abuse-ive' behavior.

7. What's the difference between a Diddy party and a rave? One has police presence, the other has ecstasy... just kidding (or am I?)

6. Why did Diddy's arrest warrant say 'freak-off' parties were involved? Because that's what happens when you're planning a rave... with rapists.

5. What did Diddy's baby oil do for his skin? Gave him a smooth criminal complexion.

4. Why did Cassie Ventura break up with Diddy? Because she realized he was just using her as a human lubricant...

3. What's the secret to Diddy's 'freak-off' parties? Baby oil, Astroglide, and a whole lot of naivety.

2. Why did Diddy's hotel room look like a crime scene? Because it was... or at least that's what the cops said!

1. Why did Diddy plan to party like it was 1999 the same day he got arrested? Because he wanted to go out with a bang... and maybe get some alibis ready for when the FBI comes knocking.

And that's a wrap on tonight's Top Ten Jokes! We hope you enjoyed these saucy jokes about Diddy's alleged sex trafficking ring. Remember, folks: don't try this at home... or anywhere else for that matter.