Joshua Goldman
Joshua Goldman
min read · July 9, 2025 · Entertainment

Superman Reboot: A Kryptonite Script Sabotages the Man of Steel

Superman review: There's nothing super about this reboot – a rushed and awkward script is the real kryptonite and has transformed Clark Kent from a leading man to a side character

Exclusive Scoop: Superman Soars into Theaters with a Dash of Humor and a Pinch of Chaos

The wait is finally over, folks! The one and only Superman is back on the big screen, but this time around, he's got a wicked sense of humor and a penchant for getting into all sorts of sticky situations. In this brand new adventure, David Corenswet takes on the iconic role of the Man of Steel, bringing a fresh and feisty energy to the character.

But before we dive into the details, let me set the scene: it's a chilly Arctic morning when Superman crashes onto the frozen tundra, bloodied and bruised from an unknown ordeal. And just as you think all hope is lost, along comes Krypto, his trusty canine sidekick, to lick him back to life - literally! Talk about a dramatic entrance!

The upcoming blockbuster is set to hit our screens on July 11, 2025

As we quickly learn, this Superman is different from those of yesteryear. Gone are the tired tropes and overwrought dramatics; instead, James Gunn's direction injects a healthy dose of irreverence into the proceedings. Think Guardians of the Galaxy meets Superman - that's what you get here!

One of the most refreshing aspects of this new take on the classic character is its willingness to poke fun at itself. Gone are the stodgy origins stories and maudlin monologues; in their place, we get a series of rapid-fire jokes and wacky action sequences that will leave you giggling like Krypto.

And speaking of humor, the casting choices here are nothing short of genius. Take Rachel Brosnahan as Lois Lane, for instance - she's got that iconic reporter sass down pat! Then there's Nicholas Hoult as the scene-stealing Lex Luthor, who's so over-the-top in his villainy that you can't help but love him.

Just seconds into this movie, we see David Corenswet crashing into the frozen ground of the Arctic, where he lies bloodied, bruised and stranded until he lets out a long whistle

But what really sets this Superman apart is its willingness to take risks. Gone are the tired superhero origin stories; instead, we get a movie that zips along at breakneck speed, throwing in wacky new superheroes (Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, and Mr. Terrific - hello!) and even a 100ft-tall monster or two.

And yet, despite all the chaos and mayhem, there's still room for heart. Corenswet brings a winning charm to the role of Clark Kent, making it hard not to root for him as he navigates the complexities of his dual identity.

Of course, no Superman movie would be complete without some good old-fashioned action sequences. And let me tell you, this one delivers - from the opening credits to the thrilling finale, you'll be on the edge of your seat cheering on our hero.

And the nefarious plans of Lex Luthor (Nicholas Hoult) are already so far advanced that they¿re actually part of that weird prologue

So what's the verdict? Okayman, anyone? That's right - this Superman is more than just a hero; it's an absolute blast. With its irreverent humor, wacky action sequences, and winning performances, it's a must-see for any fan of the genre. And who knows? You might just find yourself cheering on this OK-man along with me!

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