Joshua Goldman
Joshua Goldman
min read · August 7, 2025 · Entertainment

South Park Mocks Kristi Noem: Botox, Puppy Drama and Political Satire!

SOUTH PARK TAKES AIM AT TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, AND THE RESULTS ARE GLORIOUSLY RIDICULOUS

The latest episode of South Park, titled "Got a Nut," has left the Trump administration reeling in its wake. The show's creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, have once again proven that they are the ultimate truth-tellers when it comes to poking fun at those in power.

This time around, their target is none other than Kristi Noem, the Secretary of Homeland Security. But don't worry, folks, she's not just any ordinary politician - she's a Botox-obsessed puppy killer with a penchant for shooting dogs in the face.

Noem was portrayed repeatedly shooting puppies - a reference to her admission that she once killed her own puppy

In the episode, Noem is seen introducing herself to ICE recruits, telling them that she once had to put down her own rowdy puppy because "sometimes doing what's important means doing what's hard." Yeah, because nothing says "tough" like blowing your puppy's brains out with a shotgun.

But that's not all - as the episode progresses, Noem's Botox starts to melt off her face, revealing a rather...unflattering visage beneath. It's like she's been through a war (which, let's be real, is probably what it feels like to work in this administration).

As Noem's face continues to melt away, she teams up with ICE agents to raid heaven itself. Because why not? I mean, who needs a functioning healthcare system when you can have a bunch of angels getting harassed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement?

The parody showed Noem's face melting off  as she goes about her DHS duties

But wait, there's more! Noem then heads off to Mar-A-Lago to confront President Trump about her job security. And let me tell you, it's a real scream - Noem accuses Trump of trying to replace her because she's "a lady with good looks that drives men wild." Um, I think we all know what that means.

Meanwhile, Vice President JD Vance is also getting roasted in the episode, portrayed as a man-child servant to Trump. Because who needs actual policy expertise when you've got a trusty sidekick to do your bidding?

And if you thought it was just Noem and Vance who were getting skewered, think again - conservative pundit Charlie Kirk is also in the crosshairs, caught by his mom as he's "master-debating" in his bedroom. Yeah, because nothing says "expertise" like a 14-year-old arguing with himself about climate change.

South Park showed Noem without make-up as she took a bath in between shooting puppies

All of this comes after the season premiere showed President Trump snuggled up in bed with Satan itself. Because, you know, that's exactly what happens when you make a deal with the devil (literally).

But what really sets off the haters is the show's apparent influence on the Trump administration. The White House issued a statement last month, calling South Park "a fourth-rate show" and claiming it was just trying to get attention by attacking the President.

Uh-huh. Sure, Taylor Rogers. That's why your department's X account shared an image of South Park's ICE depiction this week, asking Americans to join up with the agency. Yeah, because nothing says "influence" like getting called out on your own social media accounts.

South Park's new episode also targeted Vice President JD Vance, portraying him as a man-child servant to Trump

And if you thought that was all, folks - think again! The Department of Homeland Security's X account is now sharing content from...South Park? Wait, so we ARE relevant?

The answer to that question is a resounding yes. And if you're not watching South Park for its biting satire and hilarious takedowns of the Trump administration, then what are you even doing with your life?

So go ahead, grab some popcorn, and settle in for the ride - because when it comes to taking down those in power, South Park is the ultimate truth-teller. And don't worry, folks - they'll keep on keeping on, no matter how many times they get roasted by the Trump administration itself.

The Department of Homeland Security's X account shared an image of South Park's ICE depiction as it called on Americans to join the agency

Sources:

*TheScholarlyNote.com: "South Park Continues Its Rampage Against Trump Administration"