Joshua Goldman
Joshua Goldman
min read · July 19, 2025 · Entertainment

Royal Rivalries: Lip-Readers Reveal Royal Secrets and Scandals

Prince William and Kate following their wedding in 2012. 'Tell me you love me,'  said Kate. 'I love you always,' Wills replied

Royal Secrets Revealed: The Jaw-Dropping Conversations You Never Knew Existed

The British Royal Family has always been shrouded in mystery, but a new documentary is shedding light on their private conversations like never before. Lip-readers have decoded the secret chats between some of the most iconic royal couples, and the results are nothing short of astonishing.

Take Prince William and Kate Middleton's fairytale wedding day, for instance. As they rode through the streets in an open carriage, waving to adoring crowds, Kate whispered to her new husband: "Are you happy?" William replied with a smile: "It's been the perfect day. My face is hurting from smiling at everyone so much." How sweet!

Meghan: 'Take advantage of this situation.' Harry: 'Today?' Meghan: 'Tonight'

But not all royal conversations are as idyllic. Take Prince Charles and his first wife, Diana Spencer. On their wedding day in 1981, Charles reportedly told Diana: "You will be fine," which hardly filled her with joy. Fast-forward a decade, and the couple was barely on speaking terms.

The documentary also reveals some cringe-worthy moments from Charles' marriage to Camilla Parker Bowles. As they exchanged vows at Windsor Castle in 2005, Camilla fretted about her infamous Philip Treacy fascinator: "I wish I hadn't had feathers. They look awful." Charles, ever the blunt one, responded with a callous: "They do look awful."

The Queen's lips also spell out some candid advice to Camilla during their wedding ceremony. According to lip-readers, Her Majesty warned: "I did forewarn her not to wear feathers." Ouch!

Camilla: 'I wish I hadn't had feathers.' Charles: 'They look awful.' Queen: 'I did forewarn her'

But what about the more recent royal couples? Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, for instance, were caught on camera plotting something during a Remembrance service in 2018. Lip-readers decoded their conversation as follows: Meghan urged Harry to "take advantage of this situation" tonight, while he looked uncomfortable saying: "You do realise that this is the end?"

It's no wonder then that Harry seemed so forlorn at his brother William's Coronation ceremony last year, complaining to Princess Eugenie about being ignored by their family members. Who can blame him? After all, it seems everyone else was too busy texting Charles and Camilla to care.

And what about Kate Middleton's own wedding day in 2011? Lip-readers claim she gushed over Prince William's dress uniform at Sandhurst: "I love the uniform. It's so sexy." Her friends squealed with laughter, but we can't help wondering if this little secret will ever be revealed in a future royal tell-all.

Charles: 'I think South Korea is quite interesting.' Diana, icily: 'Yep'

The documentary, aptly titled "Lip-Reading The Royals: The Secret Conversations," is set to air on thescholarlynote.com tonight. Will it reveal more shocking secrets about our beloved Royal Family? Stay tuned!