President Trump's Crazy Scheme to Stay in Power

Welcome to tonight's top ten list, where we're counting down the most ridiculous news stories of the week. And what do you know? The President himself makes an appearance! So grab a hat – or two – and let's get started!

10. President Trump's got a new plan: rewriting the rules... of the 22nd Amendment.

9. Iowa, you're so excited about 'Trump 2028' hats that you forgot about term limits.

8. If President Trump can rewrite the rules, I'm pretty sure he'll also rewrite gravity.

7. The Trump Organization's website has 'Trump 2028' gear... because nothing says 'staying humble' like charging $50 for a hat.

6. I guess that's what they mean by 're-writing the rules': making it okay to run for president... again... and again...

5. Why did President Trump visit Iowa? To sell more 'Trump 2028' merch, of course!

4. The Trump Organization's website has T-shirts that read 'Trump 2028 (Re-write the Rules)'... because, you know, he's a real rebel.

3. I think President Trump might be trying to rewrite history... or at least the 22nd Amendment.

2. Who needs term limits when you can just buy more hats?

1. The only thing President Trump loves more than 'Make America Great Again' is 'Trump 2028'.

And that's it for tonight's top ten list! Thanks for joining me on this wild ride through the world of politics. Remember, folks: if you're going to try to rewrite the rules, at least make sure they don't get tangled in your hair.