Orlando Bloom's 'Leg Over Lass' Moves at Bezos Wedding
ORLANDO BLOOM EXPOSED: FROM LEGENDARY ELF TO LEGENDARY PLAYBOY
In a shocking turn of events, Orlando Bloom's reputation has taken a drastic hit after he was spotted canoodling with multiple women at the Bezos wedding celebrations in Venice. Just days after news broke of his breakup from fiancée Katy Perry, the actor seemed to be flaunting his single status like there's no tomorrow.
According to eyewitnesses, Orlando was seen embracing and air-kissing none other than Kim Kardashian upon arrival at the pre-wedding celebration. The photos that followed sent shockwaves around the globe, leaving fans wondering what could have gone wrong in his relationship with Katy Perry.
But it didn't stop there! Sources close to the actor claim he was also spotted leaving the festivities in a group with Dasha Zhukova, the Russian-American ex-wife of Roman Abramovich. The two were seen jumping into a Venetian water taxi with a bevy of beautiful brunettes to escape a freak thunderstorm.
And if that wasn't enough, Orlando took things up a notch by unashamedly embracing a mystery beauty in a red top while laughing together. But who was this mysterious woman? None other than Jamie Mizrahi, 36, Katy Perry's former stylist and a friend of Meghan Markle!
We can't help but wonder what Katy must have been thinking when she saw these photos. The poor woman is currently on tour with her 'The Lifetimes Tour' in Australia, trying to promote her album '143', which has been met with lukewarm reception by critics.
It's hard not to feel a little betrayed when seeing Orlando flaunting his single status like this. Didn't he consider how his actions might affect Katy and their four-year-old daughter Daisy Dove? It seems like the actor was more concerned with promoting himself as the new 'it' guy in town than showing some semblance of respect for his ex.
The fact that he flew out to Australia to spend time with his daughter, only to hot-foot it over to Venice for the Bezos wedding shindig, raises even more questions. Was this just a publicity stunt to distract from his recent breakup? It's clear that Orlando Bloom has traded in his wise and loyal elf persona from The Lord of the Rings for a more...frivolous one.
But what about his 'spiritual journey'? We're told he meditates every morning at 6:30 am, chants for 20 minutes a day, and even adheres to a naturist lifestyle. Sounds like a real catch, right? But it seems like this newfound respect for women didn't quite translate into reality.
In fact, sources close to Katy suggest that their relationship was over as far back as January. And yet, Orlando continued to string her along until the breakup became public knowledge. Not exactly the most sensitive or respectful behavior from someone who claims to be on a spiritual path.
It's high time for Orlando Bloom to put his money where his mouth is and show some actual respect for women. Instead of flaunting his single status like a badge of honor, he should take responsibility for his actions and treat others with kindness and compassion.
As any woman emerging from a painful breakup can attest, it's best to keep your pain private and heal in silence. But Orlando has robbed Katy of that dignity by prancing around with random women for all the world to see.
It pains me to say it, but the Legolas we knew from The Lord of the Rings is long gone. Welcome to the new and improved version: Legover Lass!
Orlando Bloom's behavior at the Bezos wedding has left a bad taste in everyone's mouth. Shame on him for being so thoughtless and self-absorbed.
Sources:
- A source close to Katy Perry
- An eyewitness at the Bezos wedding celebrations
- Insiders from The Lord of the Rings production team
Image Credits:
- Photos taken by paparazzi at the Bezos wedding celebrations in Venice.
- Images courtesy of The Scholarly Note.