Orange is the New Khaki: The Top Ten Jokes Inspired by Prison Uniforms

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to our prison-themed edition of the Top Ten Jokes! Today, we're diving into the world of prison uniforms, because who doesn't love a good laugh about khakis and dark brown boxers? Let's get started!

10. What's the difference between a prison uniform and a regular khaki outfit? One has adjustable length belts, the other doesn't spend much time behind bars!

9. Why did the inmate wear two sets of prison uniforms at once? In case he got cold - prison, get it?

8. What's the best thing to wear when you're in prison? A jacket, because it helps keep your spirits up during those colder months!

7. Why does the prison uniform come with only 5 pairs of socks? Because they don't want you to get a toe-raison!

6. What did the inmate say when he found out he could only wear his long sleeve shirt between October and April? That's arm-ageddon!

5. Why does the prison uniform come with two sets of short sleeved shirts and two pairs of pants? Because they don't want any wardrobe malfunctions causing a jail break!

4. What did the inmate say when he found out he could buy a grey sweatshirt and pants? At least I can still be fashionably incarcerated!

3. Why are prison socks so dark brown? Because they've seen a thing or two... in the wash!

2. What did the inmate say when he found out his prison uniform came with a belt? That's one way to keep your pants up - literally!

1. Why does the prison uniform come with only five boxers? Because they want to make sure you never run out... of regret!

And that's our Top Ten Jokes for today, folks! We hope you found some laughter in the world of prison uniforms. Remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade... unless you're in prison, then ask for some khaki and a dark brown boxer!