Open up, Its the Police! How to respond to Fake Police Knocks

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Tonight we have a rather unusual topic inspired by some recent events that might make you think twice before opening your door. Imagine it's the middle of the night and someone is banging on your door claiming to be the police. Given the current climate, many are asking themselves what they should really do in such situations. So, without further ado, let’s dive into our top ten ways to respond when 'This is the police! Open up!' echoes through your quiet neighborhood.

10. When the police knock on your door at night, just shout back 'Who's there?' and wait for them to get bored. If they don't answer? Well, you were right not to open!

9. The best way to deal with a midnight knock is to say, 'I'm in the middle of changing my pajamas into police uniforms!' Give those fake cops something to think about.

8. When someone says they’re the police but looks more like they just escaped from the costume shop, just tell them your house isn’t on their list. It’s a free pass!

7. If you see someone with fake 'POLICE' lights and a questionable accent, offer them a cup of tea instead! It's either that or call for real backup.

6. Here's an idea: Always keep your house dressed like the police station. Maybe then they’ll think twice before knocking!

5. You know it’s probably not the cops when they knock and you find out they’re selling donuts at half price. Just saying...

4. The best defense against a bad knock? A good joke! Tell them your front door is on vacation, so they’ll have to wait.

3. If it’s really the police and not an imposter in a dark alley... offer them cookies. It worked for Santa; why not for the cops?

2. Next time you hear a knock at night, ask if this is the 'new police tactic' of pretending to be officers with fake lights. If they say yes, run!

1. The ultimate move when someone knocks in the middle of the night claiming they’re law enforcement? Offer them your pet cat. If they take it, you're safe!

And there you have it, folks! Ten ways to handle those midnight knockers who aren't quite what they claim to be. Remember, always trust your instincts and keep a sense of humor. Stay safe out there, and don’t forget to check the ID—or in this case, the lights. Goodnight!