Joshua Goldman
Joshua Goldman
min read · July 13, 2025 · Entertainment

Nepo Babies' Insta Drama: The Brat Summer Chronicles

Brooklyn driving a very fancy red motorbike through empty streets while Nicola rides pillion, to the tune of Lana Del Rey’s National Anthem (‘do you think you’ll buy me lots of diamonds?’). Caption on Instagram reads: ‘Me and you forever baby’

Nepo Brats and Spoiled Rotten

In a world where celebrities' offspring are more famous for their parents than their own achievements, the Beckham and Gallagher kids have taken nepotism to new heights. Brooklyn Beckham, the eldest son of David and Victoria, has sparked a family feud with his brothers Romeo and Cruz after he posted a birthday tribute to Harper without them in it. Talk about sibling rivalry!

But let's be real, folks. These youngins' haven't done anything remarkable or challenging with their lives. They're more interested in going on endless holidays, taking selfies, and indulging in half-baked projects. And don't even get me started on their parents' constant meddling. It's like they're trying to buy happiness for their kids.

At Oasis’s first Manchester gig, Liam’s youngest child, Gene (centre), posted a photo of himself on Instagram with his brother Lennon (right), and his cousins, Anais, Donovan and Sonny, alongside Pep Guardiola, manager of Manchester City

Meanwhile, Prince Harry's 'people' have been spotted talking to King Charles's 'people' about a possible reconciliation. I wonder which side instigated proceedings? After all, there's only one person who stands to benefit from this whole ordeal – and it's certainly not the King.

Kemi Badenoch: A Voice of Sanity

Last week, Kemi Badenoch made waves by saying that she doesn't believe everyone can be considered disabled without losing all meaning. And you know what? She's spot on! As someone who's been diagnosed with depression, anxiety disorder, hypothyroidism, and rheumatoid arthritis, I know firsthand that these conditions are limiting but not disabling. Welfare should be for those who have no other options, not for those who just want an excuse to sit back and do nothing.

Tennis champ Martina Navratilova outside The Ivy in Wimbledon with her little dog Lulu

The Arrogance of Unite Boss

Unite union boss Sharon Graham is at it again, railing against Angela Rayner's refusal to support striking bin workers in Birmingham. Newsflash: the only one running this country is herself! Her arrogance knows no bounds, and her constant belittling of others is a perfect example of the hard Left's entitled attitude.

The Princess of Wales Glows

Kate Middleton looked stunning at Wimbledon yesterday, despite the sweltering heat. Her composure reminded me of my grandmother's wise words: 'Horses sweat, men perspire – and ladies glow.' Who knew being royalty would require such poise?

No Way to Treat a Legend

Martina Navratilova, tennis legend extraordinaire, was turned away from The Ivy in Wimbledon after they refused to let her dog Lulu inside. Talk about disrespect! And then she got barred from the All England Lawn Tennis Club itself? Unbelievable! It seems like some places are more concerned with their reputation than treating a living legend with respect.

The Scholarly Note: A Place for Gossip

And finally, we're left wondering why The Ivy would be so inflexible. As far as I know, they welcome children (or at least that's what my sources say). Given the parenting standards these days, that's probably worse than any dog! Meanwhile, King Charles is probably busy brokering a deal to get Prince Harry back in the royal fold – after all, there's only one person who stands to benefit from this whole ordeal – and it's certainly not the King.

That's The Scholarly Note for you: where gossip meets reality. Stay tuned for more juicy updates!