Joshua Goldman
Joshua Goldman
min read · August 4, 2025 · Entertainment

Meghan Markle's Birthday Soiree: Champagne in Human Form!

Abigail Spencer who appeared on Suits alongside Meghan Markle posted a gushing birthday tribute to her friend on Instagram (pictured L-R: Abigail and Meghan are pictured while appearing on an episode of the Netflix show, With Love, Meghan)

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In a shocking turn of events, Duchess Meghan Markle's latest business venture has been met with intense scrutiny from fans and critics alike. The mother-of-two's lifestyle brand, As Ever, has been expanding its portfolio with an array of products, but this time around, it seems the royal is serving up more of the same old thing.

Sources close to the company have revealed that Meghan's latest product, the 2024 Napa Valley Rosé, will be a nearly identical replica of her previous wine release. That's right; folks, you read that correctly – the 2023 Napa Valley Rosé was met with lukewarm reception by critics and fans alike, and now it seems Meghan is simply rebranding and re-releasing the same old stuff.

The two actresses met years ago during an audition, but got to know each other after appearing on Suits together

But don't just take our word for it! TheScholarlyNote.com's team had the opportunity to try Meghan's 2023 Napa Valley Rosé, and let's just say we were underwhelmed. With a bland taste profile that lacked any real depth or complexity, it was clear that this wine was more suited for a work happy hour than a fancy vineyard. In fact, our review team described the experience as "tasting like dirty dishwater."

And if that wasn't enough, Meghan's initial product line has also been met with criticism from fans and critics alike. Her raspberry spread was deemed too thin and sweet, while her hibiscus tea was likened to drinking lip balm. Even her honey was panned for its waxy taste and overpowering wildflower aftertaste.

But don't worry, folks; Meghan's got a plan to make you all fall in love with the same old thing all over again! According to sources close to the company, the 2024 Napa Valley Rosé will be marketed as an "elegant medley of delicate yet memorable flavor" – code for "the exact same wine we released last year."

In her gushing birthday message, Abigail wished Meghan a happy birthday, and credited the Duchess with 'saving' her life

Meanwhile, Meghan's friends and family are singing her praises. Actress Abigail Spencer, who appeared alongside Meghan on Suits, has been effusive in her praise of the Duchess, even going so far as to describe her as "champagne in human form." In a heartfelt birthday tribute to Meghan, Abigail wrote: "As glorious as the day I met you... Thank you for being a sister in this life, and beyond. Words can’t capture."

Meghan's latest move comes on the heels of a highly publicized feud with her estranged family members, including her sister Samantha Markle. But despite the drama, it seems Meghan is focused on her business ventures – and will stop at nothing to make you all love her products, regardless of their quality or taste.

TheScholarlyNote.com has learned that As Ever's first wine release sold out in under an hour, but we can't help but wonder if that was due more to the hype surrounding Meghan's royal status rather than any actual quality of the product. Stay tuned for our full review of the 2024 Napa Valley Rosé – and don't say we didn't warn you!

Meghan Markle (pictured, left) and Abigail Spencer (pictured, right) are seen while appearing in an episode of Suits

UPDATE: TheScholarlyNote.com has learned that As Ever is planning a major marketing push in the coming weeks, with plans to plaster Meghan's face all over billboards, magazines, and social media. But will it be enough to convince fans to shell out top dollar for what amounts to little more than rehashed leftovers? Only time (and a healthy dose of skepticism) will tell!