Liberation Day: How Trump Tariff Impacted the Markets

Welcome to tonight's top 10 list, where we're counting down the reasons why the stock market tumbled after Trump's announcement of huge tariff rates on all items imported into the U.S. We've got jokes about 'Liberation Day', tariffs, and the unpredictability of it all. Let's get started!

10. Because 'Liberation Day' turned out to be a real liberation for other countries.

9. The White House said it's not about being mean, it's just about making America great again... at a higher price.

8. Trump tweeted that tariffs are working, but investors are still trying to figure out what they're buying.

7. Mattel and Walmart got called out by the President for talking about tariff-related price increases... too loudly.

6. The stock market rebounded after negotiations paused, which is just code for 'the world didn't end'.

5. Apple's move to India was met with a stern tweet from Trump: 'America First' apparently doesn't apply to iPhones.

4. Investors are bracing for the unpredictable, which is what happens when you mix tariffs and Twitter.

3. The President said he's making America great again, but some say that's just code for 'making America expensive'.

2. Big companies are facing messaging risks because nothing says 'trust us' like a tweet from Donald Trump.

1. The stock market tumbled on 'Liberation Day', and we're still trying to figure out what was liberated: the world's economy or our sanity.

And there you have it, folks: the top 10 reasons why the stock market tumbled after Trump's announcement. It's been a wild ride, but hey, at least we can laugh about it. Thanks for joining us tonight, and remember: when it comes to tariffs, it's all just a matter of perspective... or is it?