Laughter is the Best Medicine... Unless You're in Prison

Welcome to tonight's top ten list, where we take a serious issue like bipolar disorder in prisons and make it... well, not so serious. But don't worry, our jokes are still good enough to get you out of a prison sentence!

10. Your cellmate has started referring to you as "Mood Swing Man".

9. You've been institutionalized not once, but TWICE... today alone!

8. When they asked you how you were doing, you responded with an entire novel-length monologue about the meaning of life.

7. The other inmates are worried you'll start a prison riot because your mood is "irrationally" angry right now.

6. Your cell search revealed a stash of prescription medication, and also 12 unopened packets of ramen noodles.

5. You've started talking to the guards as if they're your long-lost friends... until you remember where you are, that is.

4. When the warden asked what was wrong, you wrote a 3-page essay about it on the bathroom wall.

3. You've become convinced that the prison's coffee is actually a government mind-control device designed specifically for people like you.

2. Your fellow inmates have started calling you "The Human Weather Report" because your mood changes faster than a British weather forecast

1. You've taken to writing poetry about the meaning of life, only to realize it's just a bunch of incoherent ramblings that make no sense whatsoever.

And that's the top ten on bipolar inmates in prison! We hope you enjoyed this list almost as much as we did. Remember, laughter is the best medicine... unless you're in prison, then it's probably the only way to get out of a sentence!