Laughter is the Best Medicine: The Department of Education's Shutting Down!

Welcome to tonight's top ten list, where we're diving into a story that's got everyone talking. The Department of Education is under fire, and it's not just the teachers who are feeling the heat. Let's get into it!

10. The Department of Education is shutting down, and I'm starting to think that's what my grades were like in college.

9. Without the Department of Education, what will happen to all those government-funded school supplies? It'll be a real 'pencil-ful' situation!

8. I heard the Department of Education is being replaced with a new agency: The Department of 'Meh', where they'll just shrug and say, 'Oh well'.

7. If the Department of Education goes away, what's next? The Department of Health and Human Services? The Department of Defense? Next thing you know, we'll be fighting wars for our own health insurance.

6. I asked my friend who works at the Department of Education how it felt to be let go. He said, 'It's a real learning experience'.

5. The president says he wants to give parents more choices in education. That's code for, 'You're on your own, kid. Good luck finding a decent tutor.'

4. I heard the Department of Education is being replaced with a new department: The Department of 'Make Your Own Fun'. Because, let's be real, who needs education when you have video games?

3. The president wants to eliminate the Department of Education. I guess that means we'll all just have to learn from YouTube tutorials and online courses. Good luck with that.

2. I asked a student what they thought about the Department of Education being shut down. They said, 'I don't know, man. I'm still trying to figure out how to use Google Classroom.'

1. The president says he wants to eliminate bureaucracy in education. That's code for, 'You're on your own, kid. Good luck with that math homework.'

And that's a wrap on tonight's top ten list! Remember, laughter is the best medicine, especially when it comes to educational bureaucracy. Thanks for tuning in, and don't forget to follow us on social media for more jokes and fun!