Joshua Goldman
Joshua Goldman
min read · August 12, 2025 · Health

Is ICE Barbie's Face Undergoing a Plastic Transformation?

Kristi Noem pictured above in 2017

The Glittering Facelift of Kristi Noem: Unraveling the Secrets Behind Her Stunning Transformation

In a shocking exposé, two top surgeons have come forward to shed light on the dramatic makeover of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, 53. The stunning governor-turned-secretary has left tongues wagging with her glamorous appearance, but critics are not impressed – and now, we're getting to the bottom of it.

Rumors of Noem's alleged plastic surgeries have been circulating for months, with some even going as far as to say that she's undergone extreme procedures like facelifts and nose jobs. But Dr. Adam Rubinstein, a Florida-based plastic surgeon, and Dr. Jimmy Sung, a Tribeca Aesthetics specialist, believe that Noem's "glow-up" is more about style than surgery.

Noem depicted in the South Park episode

A Glamorous Makeover or a Surgical One?

According to the two surgeons, who have reviewed photos of Noem over the years, her transformation can be attributed to a subtle yet significant change in her appearance. Gone are the days of conservative clothing and subdued makeup; now, Noem is rocking large, fake eyelashes, long wavy hair, and heavy makeup.

"It's not about Botox or fillers," Dr. Rubinstein told The Scholarly Note. "Kristi Noem is an attractive woman, both before and after any change to her appearance. What we're looking at here is a glamorous makeover, not a surgical one."

Homeland Security Secretary Noem pictured above with ICE officials in Phoenix, Arizona

Dr. Sung echoed these sentiments, saying that Noem's new look is reminiscent of the style popularized by none other than Donald Trump – now known as the "Mar-a-Lago look." According to Dr. Sung, the exaggerated features and emphasis on physical appearance are a clear indication that Noem has opted for non-invasive procedures.

The Botox and Filler Debate

While both surgeons agree that Noem's use of Botox or fillers is likely, they're hesitant to speculate further. However, Dr. Sung did estimate that she may have received between 10 to 15 syringes of filler in her face at any given time – a staggering amount, considering the average patient receives only one to three syringes per session.

The Secretary of Homeland Security is shown above on her visit to Quito, Ecuador, in July

The surgeons also pointed out that Noem's defined jawline is likely due to fillers or threads, temporary sutures inserted under the skin to lift and tighten sagging skin. This is an unusual procedure for someone undergoing more invasive treatments like facelifts or neck lifts, according to Dr. Sung.

A Transformation Fit for a Supermodel

Noem's transformation from conservative governor to glamorous secretary has been nothing short of dramatic. Gone are her layered straight haircuts and simple clothing; now, she's rocking long, voluminous waves and more daring outfits.

Noem is pictured above while she was a Congresswoman, during a debate broadcast in 2012

According to Dr. Sung, Noem's new style is not dissimilar from that of other high-profile MAGA stars like Kimberly Guilfoyle and Lara Trump. The question on everyone's mind: has Noem traded in her conservative image for a more glamorous one?

The South Park Episode That Sparked the Debate

Noem was recently featured in a scathing episode of South Park, where she's shown shooting dogs as Botox melts off her face – a clear jab at her alleged plastic surgeries. In another scene, her good looks disappear as she takes a bath, only to be restored by a glam squad.

Noem is shown above in her early days in Congress, with this image dated to 2010

The episode ends with Noem and ICE agents raiding heaven, with her face melting and falling to the floor. She's also shown asking President Donald Trump whether he's trying to replace her, saying: "Think I can't handle myself because I'm a lady with good looks that drive men wild?"

Noem Responds

In response to the South Park episode, Noem slammed the show on the Glenn Beck podcast, calling it "lazy." She claimed that the writers were too petty to criticize her job and instead chose to mock her appearance.

"I didn't get to see it; I was going over budget numbers. I just think it never ends, it's lazy to constantly make fun of women for how they look," Noem said. "Always the liberals and extremists do that, if they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly, they can't. They just pick something petty like that."

As the debate rages on, one thing is certain: Kristi Noem's stunning transformation has left everyone talking – and speculating about what really went down behind closed doors.