From Metropolis to ICE: Dean Cain's Shocking Decision to Join Immigration Enforcement

Dean Cain Joins ICE, Leaving Fans Super Confused: "I'm Not Talking About It, I'm Doing It"

In a shocking move that has left fans and critics alike scratching their heads, Dean Cain, the actor who played Superman in the 1990s TV series Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, has announced that he's joined U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to support recruitment efforts. Yes, you read that right - Superman himself is now a part of the agency tasked with enforcing America's immigration laws.

Cain made the announcement in a video posted on social media, where he revealed that he's not only a sworn law enforcement officer but also a filmmaker. And as a superhero who values truth and justice, he felt it was time to put his money where his mouth is. "I'm not just talking about helping America, I'm actually doing it," Cain declared, with all the confidence of the Man of Steel.

But don't worry, fans - this isn't a publicity stunt gone wrong. According to Cain, joining ICE is a serious move that allows him to be part of the frontlines in securing America's safety and protecting its citizens from harm. "We need your help," he urged others to join ICE, touting the benefits of a $50,000 signing bonus, student loan repayment, and enhanced retirement benefits for those in law enforcement roles.

Of course, Cain didn't just stop at highlighting the perks of joining ICE. He also went on to praise President Donald Trump's administration for its efforts in keeping America safe from crime and terrorism. "Under President Trump, ICE has arrested hundreds of thousands of criminals, including terrorists, rapists, murderers, pedophiles, MS-13 gang members, and drug traffickers," Cain claimed, as if that were a badge of honor.

However, experts point out that while it's true that ICE does report arrests in these categories, many of these arrests also include people with no prior criminal record or minor offenses. So, was Cain really talking about the "worst of the worst" when he joined ICE?

Cain's announcement comes at a time when Homeland Security is pushing hard to recruit more ICE agents. Last week, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem released a statement saying, "Your country is calling you to serve at ICE... Together, we must defend the homeland." It seems like Cain has taken that call very seriously.

But what about his past? Fans will remember that Dean Cain was once an outspoken advocate for inclusive portrayals of Superman. He previously voiced support for actor Michael B. Jordan playing a Black Superman and praised James Gunn's interpretation of the character, which explores themes of belonging and inclusion. So, does this new role at ICE contradict his previous views on immigration?

As it turns out, Superman's story has always paralleled the immigrant experience in America. In fact, the character was created by two Jewish immigrants, Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster - both sons of Jewish immigrants who themselves came to the United States seeking a better life. And yet, Cain's announcement seems to have sparked debate about whether Superman would be welcome in Trump's America.

In a recent episode of Vox's Today, Explained, guest scholars and pop culture historians discussed how Superman's story has always been one of hope and inclusion for immigrants in America. "Superman is an alien from the planet Krypton who becomes a symbol of American values," noted one expert. "He's not just a superhero - he's also a reminder that anyone can come to this country seeking a better life."

But what about the controversy surrounding Trump's immigration policies? During his administration, there have been numerous reports of family separation and deportation. PBS reported that at least seven U.S. citizen children were deported alongside their undocumented parents under Trump's administration, despite their legal citizenship status.

So, is Dean Cain really serious about joining ICE? The 59-year-old actor has always been known for his sense of humor and wit - could this be a publicity stunt gone wrong? Not according to Cain himself. "I'm not just talking about it - I'm doing it," he repeated in the video announcement.

ICE, however, has updated its age guidelines to allow for broader recruitment. Previously, there was a maximum age limit of 37 for new applicants. Now, with Cain on board, the agency is looking for more seasoned individuals like him who can bring their expertise and experience to the table.

So, what's next? Will Dean Cain become an honorary member of the ICE team, or will he actually be patrolling the streets as a sworn law enforcement officer? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure - this is a move that has left fans and critics alike scratching their heads in confusion.