Joshua Goldman
Joshua Goldman
min read · June 26, 2025 · Entertainment

From Hogwarts to OnlyFans: Jessie Cave’s Tame Attempts and Strawberry Milk Stunts

Harry Potter star Jessie Cave has confessed she's been 'run ragged' trying 'desperately' to keep her OnlyFans subscriber numbers from dwindling

Jessie Cave's Desperate Measures: From Harry Potter to OnlyFans

In a shocking turn of events, Jessie Cave, the actress who once brought Lavender Brown to life in the magical world of Harry Potter, has revealed she's been "run ragged" trying to keep her subscriber numbers from dwindling on OnlyFans. The 38-year-old mother-of-four, who launched her career on the subscription service in March, has made it clear that she won't be going X-rated, but this decision is costing her dearly.

The Struggle is Real

The actress and artist, 38, launched her career on the subscription service in March to pay off her debts, focusing on her trademark long hair

Jessie's latest Substack posts have given us a glimpse into the behind-the-scenes drama of her OnlyFans journey. The actress and artist has been pouring her heart and soul into creating content for her subscribers, often at the expense of her own well-being. In a recent post, she confessed to feeling "obsessed" with her follower counts and admitted to considering a drastic change in her approach.

The Strawberry Milk Fiasco

In a desperate attempt to boost engagement, Jessie even resorted to pouring strawberry milk over her head, leaving her with a nasty brain freeze. The resulting video, which showcased her trademark long hair, was met with underwhelming results. She wrote: "I was really pleased with the video, as the green strappy dress I was wearing looked great contrasted with the pink milk - but was disappointed by the number of people who bought it."

She famously played Lavender Brown in the film series (seen) and insists that her page will not feature any nudity or sexual content, but has now revealed her refusal to get X-rated is causing her to lose subscribers

The See-Through Tights Scandal

Jessie's latest confession has left us stunned. In a video where she plaited her hair while wearing see-through tights, she inadvertently gave her subscribers a sneak peek at her flesh-coloured knickers. The actress admitted that the popularity of this video was down to the fact that her legs were visible, not because of her hair content.

The Pressure is On

In a post from last week, the mother-of-four revealed she'd resorted to pouring strawberry milk over her head, leaving her with 'brain freeze'

Jessie's desperation to keep her subscribers happy has led her to make some... interesting choices. She revealed that she recently spent a whopping £300 on linen sheets for filming, simply because someone commented that they were bored with her background. "How deeply pathetic of me," she wrote, "to dash to John Lewis to buy some super king sheets because a man was bored with me."

The Lurid Messages

But Jessie's OnlyFans journey hasn't been without its challenges. The actress has confessed to receiving too many lurid messages and unsolicited d*s, which have left her feeling "shame" and "a little gross". Despite her best efforts to distance herself from explicit content, she's still getting messages asking for full frontal nudity.

Jessie confessed that receiving the influx of extra tips from subscribers had made her consider how much easier it would be if she stripped down, but that she knew she would come to regret it later (seen in 2015)

Alfie Brown Comes to the Rescue

In a bid to boost engagement, Jessie has even roped in her partner, comedian Alfie Brown, to help her create content. The couple's four children have also been getting in on the action, with Jessie using them as props in some of her videos. However, even with their combined efforts, Jessie can't seem to shake off the feeling that she's failing as an actress and artist.

The Failure to Make It

In April, Jessie revealed she has roped her partner, Alfie Brown (seen together in 2021) - with whom she shares four children - into helping her create content, by recruiting him to spank her back with her plaited tresses

Jessie's heart-wrenching confession has left us wondering if she's really cut out for this OnlyFans business. She admitted that the couple's money struggles are a stark reminder of her "failure" in the arts industry, where she's been struggling to make ends meet for 18 years.

The OnlyFans Profile

Jessie's OnlyFans profile still reads: "Former Harry Potter actress, writer, doodler and now Only Fans Long Hair Specialist. I do NICHE HAIR CONTENT which you may well quite like. How magical!". But behind the scenes, it seems like she's struggling to keep up with the demands of her subscribers.

It comes a month after Jessie confessed that she still feels 'shame' and 'a little gross' over her decision to join OnlyFans, but needed the money

The Verdict

Jessie Cave's journey on OnlyFans has been a wild ride, filled with desperation and frustration. While she's still committed to creating content for her subscribers, it's clear that this path is taking a toll on her mental health and well-being. Will she find a way to balance her artistic vision with the demands of her subscribers? Only time will tell.