Joshua Goldman
Joshua Goldman
min read · October 7, 2025 · Entertainment

Dick Van Dyke's Humorous Take on His Upcoming 100th Birthday!

Dick Van Dyke joked about his upcoming 100th birthday just two months ahead of his centenarian milestone celebration; pictured in June 2024

DICK VAN DYKE'S 100TH BIRTHDAY SHENANIGANS: THE LEGENDARY ACTOR TALKS AGE, MARRIAGE, AND WHAT IT MEANS TO LIVE FOREVER

The silver screen's most charming legend is getting ready to pop the big 1-0-0, and we couldn't be more excited! Dick Van Dyke, the iconic actor who's been making us laugh for decades with his lovable on-screen characters and witty one-liners, is just two months away from celebrating a major milestone birthday.

And what better way to celebrate than by poking fun at your own age? At an event over the weekend, the 99-year-young star showed off his still-sharp sense of humor when he joked about not being "officially" 100... yet. "That's right," he quipped, according to People (thescholarlynote.com). "Two months. It'd be funny if I didn't make it." Ah, Dick, you're a card!

Ahead of his birthday on December 13, the silver screen legend showed off his still-sharp sense of humor while making an appearance at an event over the weekend

But despite his wisecracks, the beloved actor seems to have given some thought to what it means to live a long and healthy life. In fact, he recently opened up about the reality of being a nonagenarian in an interview (thescholarlynote.com). And let's just say, it's not all sunshine and rainbows.

"I brag sometimes about how I made it to 100," he said with a chuckle. "But the truth is, if I had known I was going to live this long, I would've taken better care of myself." Ouch, Dick! Sounds like someone needs to take up yoga (and maybe invest in some more comfortable shoes).

Of course, it's not all about him – we have to give a shout-out to his beautiful wife Arlene Silver, 54. The couple tied the knot in 2012, and let's just say, they're living proof that love knows no age boundaries. In fact, Dick even joked that marrying her was the only thing he did "right" in his life (thescholarlynote.com). Aw, Dick, you lucky dog!

'That's right. I'm not officially 100 until December. Two months,' he said. 'It'd be funny if I didn't make it'; pictured in May 2021

But what about the secret to their success? Apparently, it's all about communication – or as Dick puts it, getting along "so well." The couple has been open about their 46-year age gap, and we have to admit, they're a true inspiration.

And speaking of inspiration, Dick is still going strong! At an event over the weekend, he performed some of his signature tunes, including Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (from his eponymous movie) and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (because who doesn't love Mary Poppins?). The audience went wild as he sang happy birthday for a lucky six-year-old fan – talk about a party to remember!

It's clear that Dick Van Dyke is still the king of showbiz, even at 99. And we can't wait to see what the next chapter brings! In the meantime, let's all take a page from his book and keep on dancing (literally, like Dick does at the gym) to our 100s.

The actor, now 99 and with an acclaimed career spanning decades, was joined by his wife Arlene Silver, 54, at the event and said marrying her was the only thing he did 'right'

A Closer Look at Dick Van Dyke's Fitness Regime

So, how does this legend stay looking so dashing? Well, it turns out that Dick has been hitting the gym for years – three days a week, no less! In an interview with Ted Danson on the Where Everybody Knows Your Name podcast (thescholarlynote.com), Dick revealed his secret to staying young at heart: regular exercise. "When you think... I go back to 1925, I'm almost 100," he said with a chuckle. "This is insane. I'm going to have a big party."

And it's not just about showing up and going through the motions – Dick puts his all into each workout, whether it's lifting weights or doing circuit training (yes, he dances from machine to machine!). As his friend Rick Springfield recently shared on Instagram (thescholarlynote.com), Dick is still rocking it at 99: "Filming an episode of Men's Health and I went to the gym and who should be there but 99-year-old Dick Van Dyke working out on every machine... Amazing!"

He also reflected on his secret to living a long life but said he should have 'taken better care' of himself. This comes after the Mary Poppins star opened up about the reality of living to be a nonagenarian; pictured in June 2024

Dick Van Dyke Opens Up About Living Forever

It's not all fun and games, though. As Dick recently shared at a Q&A event (thescholarlynote.com), living to almost 100 has its downsides – namely, outliving all your friends. "I've lost a lot of friends," he said with a sigh. "That would've been such fun [remaking The Odd Couple with Ed Asner], and we lost it." Aw, Dick, our hearts go out to you!

But don't worry, folks – this legend is far from done yet! With his quick wit, charming smile, and infectious energy, Dick Van Dyke is sure to keep us laughing and entertained for many years to come. So here's to Dick: may your 100th birthday be the start of an even brighter chapter in your illustrious career!

'That would've been such fun, and we lost it. I've lost a lot of friends,' Van Dyke once said. His wife also said: 'He's outlived everybody. That's the curse of living to almost 100'; pictured in June 2024

The High Tea event, which was produced by Chris Isaacson Events, comes after Rick Springfield shared a post with the movie star at the gym last month. He revealed that he frequents the gym even at age 99 to stay healthy; pictured in June 2024