Joshua Goldman
Joshua Goldman
min read · July 17, 2025 · Entertainment

CEO Caught in a Coldplay Kisscam Kuddle: 'F**king Hell, It's Me!'

Andrew Byron, CEO of an artificial intelligence startup and his Chief People Officer, Kristin Cabot, were caught in an intimate moment at the Coldplay concert on Tuesday

SCANDAL ROCKS BILLION-DOLLAR STARTUP: CEO CAUGHT IN THE ACT WITH FEMALE COLLEAGUE AT COLDPLAY CONCERT

The world of big business was left stunned yesterday when the CEO of a billion-dollar company, Andrew Byron, 50, was caught on camera getting cozy with his female colleague Kristin Cabot, 56, during a Coldplay concert at Boston's Gillette Stadium. The awkward moment has sent shockwaves through the tech industry and raised questions about the ethics of mixing business with pleasure.

As the camera panned across the audience, it captured Byron with his arm around Cabot's waist, seemingly enjoying a romantic moment under the stars. But as they caught sight of themselves on the big screen, all hell broke loose! Byron's reaction was priceless - "F**king hell, it's me!" he exclaimed, his face turning bright red with embarrassment.

The pair quickly hid their faces and Byron dropped to his knees. Now, their embarrassed words to each other can be revealed

Meanwhile, Cabot seemed more measured in her response, uttering the understatement of the century: "This is awkward." The pair quickly tried to cover their tracks by turning their backs on the camera and attempting to hide from its lens. But it was too late - the damage was done, and the internet had already pounced on the scandal.

As the news spread like wildfire, eagle-eyed observers began to scrutinize the pair's personal lives. And what they found was nothing short of shocking: both Byron and Cabot are married... but live at different addresses from their spouses! The implications are clear - these two may be playing with fire, and it's only a matter of time before things get out of control.

But wait, there's more! In November 2024, Byron publicly praised Cabot for her appointment as Chief People Officer at Astronomer, his billion-dollar startup. "Kristin's exceptional leadership and deep expertise in talent management, employee engagement, and scaling people strategies will be critical as we continue our rapid trajectory," he gushed.

Byron became CEO in 2023, and last week he appeared on NYSE TV to laud his company's $93 million fundraising in its Series D, which Byron described as 'a huge opportunity' and 'very exciting' for the firm

Little did the world know that just a year later, Byron would find himself in this very compromising situation with none other than Cabot herself! The question on everyone's lips is: what's going on behind closed doors at Astronomer?

As the dust settles on this scandalous affair, we can't help but wonder what lies ahead for these two lovebirds. Will they try to keep their relationship under wraps, or will they come clean and face the consequences? One thing is certain - their reputations have taken a serious hit, and it's only a matter of time before the full extent of their affair comes to light.

THE FACTS

Byron is pictured with Megan Kerrigan. Public records list her as being his wife, but they live at separate addresses

  • Astronomer, Byron's billion-dollar startup, provides generative AI software to major companies like Uber, Ford, and LinkedIn.
  • Byron became CEO in 2023 and has overseen rapid growth, including a reported 292% increase in revenue for the Astro platform that year.
  • The company raised $93 million in its Series D round of financing, which Byron described as "a huge opportunity" and "very exciting".
  • Coldplay's Music Of The Spheres World Tour will continue to Madison, Nashville, Miami, before heading back to the UK for a string of dates in August and September.

Stay tuned for further updates on this scandalous affair, only on thescholarlynote.com!