Joshua Goldman
Joshua Goldman
min read · August 29, 2025 · Entertainment

Cardi B's Courtroom Comedy: Sassy Responses and Viral Moments

Moments of Cardi B on trial have gone viral of her sassy responses, sarcastic facial expressions and even making the courtroom laugh on multiple occasions

CARDI B TAKES THE STAND: RAPPER SPILLS TEA ON SECURITY GUARD FEUD

The drama is finally unfolding, and we're living for it! Cardi B took to the stand in a Los Angeles courtroom this week, giving her side of the story on the alleged altercation with a former security guard, Emani Ellis. And let's just say, Cardi didn't hold back.

The 32-year-old rapper, whose real name is Belcalis Almánzar, testified that she was simply trying to protect herself from Ellis's aggressive behavior during a confrontation at an obstetrician's office in Beverly Hills in 2018. But what happened next will leave you speechless!

The rapper, 32, took to the stand in a civil trial in Los Angeles this week as she gave her account of a confrontation between her and a former security guard back in 2018

CARDI'S SIDE OF THE STORY

According to Cardi, the security guard began following her and recording her on her phone while she was walking out of the doctor's office. The rapper claimed that Ellis was getting "closer and closer" to her, which made her feel uncomfortable and concerned for her safety.

"I'm pregnant, and this girl is about to f**k my ass," Cardi testified, leaving the courtroom in stitches. "I mean, I'm very disabled at the moment... You want me to tell you things I can't do?" Ouch!

Cardi was present inside the courtroom as Ellis testified, sporting a short hairdo and a black blazer

When asked if she tried to take a swing at Ellis, Cardi firmly replied, "No." Instead, she claimed that the two had a verbal fight, but it didn't get physical. However, Cardi did admit to calling Ellis a "b*h" during their argument.

THE SECURITY GUARD'S SIDE OF THE STORY

On Monday, Ellis testified that Cardi took a swing at her and spit on her, cutting her face with her long fingernail. The security guard also accused Cardi of body-shaming her and using racial slurs. But Cardi had a different story to tell.

Cardi's witty personality sparked the entire courtroom to laugh on multiple occasions as she took to the stand

According to the rapper, Ellis was recording her without permission, which made her feel like she was being invaded. "You're not supposed to be security if you can't even follow protocol," Cardi said, shrugging her shoulders.

THE LAWYER VS. CARDI

The courtroom drama reached new heights when a lawyer asked Cardi about her hair, which had changed from a jet-black pixie cut the day before to a blonde wig on Tuesday. The attorney tried to make a big deal out of it, asking if she was wearing "wigs." But Cardi shot back with a sass-tastic response: "They're wigs."

Cardi's 'blunt' and 'hilarious' facial expressions left fans in stiches as they watched the trail play out on social media

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and even the lawyer couldn't help but crack a smile. "Okay, sorry I didn't know that. It's a good wig today," he joked.

CARDI'S BLUNT TONE

Throughout her testimony, Cardi displayed her signature blunt tone, leaving the courtroom in stitches with her sassy responses and hilarious facial expressions. At one point, she even made the lawyer laugh with her deadpan delivery.

Cardi's sassy responses sparked a tense exchange with the defense attorney at many points in the trial this week

When asked if Ellis was physically bigger than her, Cardi replied, "Absolutely... I mean look [Cardi pointed to her eyes and then towards the security guard]." The attorney continued to press her on the issue, but Cardi remained calm and collected.

THE TRIAL CONTINUES

The trial is far from over, but one thing's for sure: Cardi B is bringing the drama. With her signature sass and sparkle, she's making waves in the courtroom. Will she emerge victorious or will Ellis's allegations stick? Stay tuned to find out!

In related news, Cardi was charged with two felony counts of assault for allegedly attacking two bartenders at Angel's Strip Club in Queens, New York, in 2018. However, she pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges and received 15 days of community service.

This isn't the first time Cardi has been sued for alleged incidents involving her celebrity status. Last year, a woman sued her for assault and battery after Cardi threw a microphone into the crowd during a concert in Las Vegas.

THE SCHOLARLY NOTE EXCLUSIVE

In an exclusive interview with The Scholarly Note, a source close to Cardi B revealed that she's been preparing for this moment for months. "Cardi is confident that her side of the story will come out on top," the insider said. "She's been studying the case and gathering evidence to prove her innocence."

When asked about the security guard's allegations, the source replied, "Ellis is just trying to get attention. She's been making a living off of this lawsuit for months now."

WHAT'S NEXT?

As the trial continues, we can't help but wonder what's next for Cardi B and Emani Ellis. Will the rapper emerge victorious or will Ellis's allegations stick? Stay tuned for more updates on this juicy drama!

Fans watching the trial on social media were left in hysterics over her 'careless' attitude on the stand, with some even comparing the 'hilarious' trial to a reality show