Joshua Goldman
Joshua Goldman
min read · July 22, 2025 · Entertainment

Brittany Cartwright's Fiery Retort to Jax Taylor: Will Sparks Fly at The Valley Reunion?

Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor are coming face to face again as they revisit season two of The Valley - and things get ugly

The Valley's Most Dramatic Exes Face Off Again: Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright's Toxic Reunion Will Leave You Scandalized!

Get ready for a jaw-dropping, cringe-worthy, and utterly explosive reunion that will leave you gasping for air! TheScholarlyNote.com has the scoop on the most tumultuous couple in The Valley's history – Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright. Their love life was always a hot mess, but things took a dark turn when they revisited season two of The Valley... and boy, did it get ugly!

As we previously reported, Jax has announced his departure from the upcoming third season of The Valley. And honestly, who can blame him? The tension between him and Brittany is thicker than the Arizona air in July! In a sneak peek for the upcoming reunion, the exes went toe-to-toe, trading barbs and insults that will leave you stunned.

Taylor rolled his eyes at a comment his ex made about losing her 'sparkle'

"I would not touch that dirty d**k with a 10-inch pole!" Brittany spat, her voice dripping with venom. But Jax wasn't having it, firing back with a zinger that left host Andy Cohen looking like he'd just sucked on a lemon: "That's not what you said four months ago!"

The conversation quickly devolved into a shouting match, with both parties lobbing personal attacks and insults at each other. At one point, Brittany hissed, "You made me literally lose my sparkle!" Jax shot back with a snarky comment that only added fuel to the fire: "Not with the f**king sparkle."

But Jax and Brittany aren't the only Valley dwellers whose love life has imploded on national TV. Jesse Lally and Michelle Lally, another couple from the show, also had their relationship exposed for all to see during the reunion.

'I would not touch that dirty d**k with a 10 inch pole,' Brittany coldly insists

The drama unfolded when Jesse accused his ex of seeking relationship advice from a single man – yes, you read that right! A married woman with a child, asking a single guy for advice about her husband? That's wildly inappropriate!" Jesse exclaimed. Michelle shot back with a juicy tidbit: "You told our client that you wanted to eat her out!"

Last season, Brittany and Jax officially ended their marriage on camera, after a dramatic romance that began on Vanderpump Rules. They have a son, Cruz, four, together – but it seems like their co-parenting dynamic is still in shambles.

Jax recently announced his departure from the upcoming third season of The Valley, citing a need to focus on his sobriety, mental health, and coparenting. In a statement to TheScholarlyNote.com, he said, "After an incredibly challenging year and many honest conversations with my team and producers, I'll be stepping away from the next season."

Jax and Brittany's marriage crumbled on season one of The Valley

The move comes after Jax got into a heated argument with Brittany on last week's episode of The Valley, where she accused him of drinking just days after getting out of rehab. A source close to production told TheScholarlyNote.com that Jax and Bravo had "mutual discussions" and the network "respects and supports his decision."

As we previously reported, Jax visited Brittany at her rental property for a discussion about establishing "boundaries" while co-parenting their son Cruz. However, things quickly turned hostile as the estranged couple got into a shouting match.

In a confessional, Brittany admitted she was having doubts about Jax's sobriety, saying, "I think after Jax got out of the facility, it took him less than five days to go back to the bars and start partying again. It's just so disappointing, like, he did not take anything seriously."

The explosive back and forth made host Andy Cohen grimace

And that's when things really went off the rails. Jax dropped a bombshell insult that left viewers stunned: "I think after Jax got out of the facility, it took him less than five days to go back to the bars and start partying again." Ouch!

Stay tuned for more updates on this toxic love story – and don't forget to tune in to The Valley's upcoming reunion!

The former couple were married in 2019 following a dramatic romance that began on Vanderpump Rules. They have son Cruz, four, together

Jesse Lally's issues with his ex wife Michelle Lally also played out during the reunion (Jesse pictured L beside co-star Janet Caperna)

Michelle's marriage with Jesse also crumbled on camera