Brandi Glanville's Bold Health Update: Can't Wait for Romance!

Brandi Glanville's Priorities Revealed: Sex, Love, and Getting Back on Her Feet

In a shocking health update, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum Brandi Glanville has revealed her top priorities once she overcomes her mysterious facial disfigurement - and it's not exactly what you'd expect from a 52-year-old woman. The outspoken reality TV star has been dealing with a series of bizarre symptoms since contracting COVID-19, including lumps on her cheekbone, jaw, and neck that she blames on the vaccine.

But despite being bedridden for months, Brandi seems to be focusing on more than just getting better. In a recent post on X (formerly Twitter), she gushed about Dr. Michael Scoma, an infectious disease expert who's been treating her for Long COVID and Myalgic Encephalomyelitis (ME). "I am so thankful to my NYC angel @DrScomaME_CFS for actually wanting to help me get better," she wrote. "I'm finally getting answers!"

And what does she hope to do with those answers? For starters, Brandi can't wait to "live again" - a euphemism for getting back out into the dating scene. In fact, her top priority is to find someone new to make out with. Yes, you read that right. As she put it on X: "Can't wait to live again (fix teeth, put on 10lbs, and make out with a hot boy or girl). I cannot wait to get out of this house and live!"

But don't worry, Brandi's not just looking for any old fling. She wants someone special - someone who'll sweep her off her feet and make her fall in love all over again. And then... well, she'll probably lose that power and date for three years, but we won't get into the details of that drama.

This isn't the first time Brandi's spoken about her sex life (or lack thereof). On a recent episode of her podcast, Brandi Glanville Unfiltered, she confessed to Us Weekly that she hadn't had sex since October 2023. "I miss socializing with my girlfriends and then having sex with men," she said wistfully. "I'm a Scorpio. I love sex. I was having a lot of it and now I haven't had any of it and I'm like, 'Have I forgotten how to kiss?' But, like, I've lost myself. I feel more insecure than I ever have in my life."

So what's behind Brandi's mysterious health issues? She claims she caught a facial parasite while traveling in Morocco (yes, that's right - a parasite), and has spent over $113K trying to get rid of it with no luck. Even steroids, antibiotics, and antiviral medication haven't worked.

Meanwhile, her Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip co-star Vicki Gunvalson claims to have contracted the same condition (which she treats with Ivermectin "twice a month"). And let's just say Vicki's not exactly thrilled about it. "We all got sick when we went to Morocco," she griped on SiriusXM. "My stomach's bloated, I don't feel good. I feel tired. Where I'm at now is like, 'Why do I always feel sluggish?' I don't go poop. Like, it's very hard for me. It might be once a week, if that."

But despite the drama and the disfigurement, Brandi remains optimistic - and entrepreneurial. She's been selling used clothing and accessories through her "Reality Shop" on eBay, raking in a tidy sum of $125 per Cameo appearance. And let's not forget about all those paid partnerships with companies like Cruise of Deception, Wander, Usual Wines, and Chara Health.

It's been a wild ride for Brandi Glanville - but we have a feeling this isn't the last we've seen of her... or her priorities.