Joshua Goldman
Joshua Goldman
min read · June 25, 2025 · Entertainment

Bezos-Sanchez 'Cringe' Wedding Invite Sparks Outrage

According to ABC News, this documents is part of the wedding invitation sent out by Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez

Billionaire's Blunder: Jeff Bezos' Cringeworthy Wedding Invitation Sparks Outrage

The city of romance, Venice, Italy is abuzz with excitement as tech mogul and Amazon founder Jeff Bezos prepares to tie the knot with his girlfriend Lauren Sanchez in a lavish, multi-day celebration. However, the nuptials have been met with criticism and controversy over the invitation design, which has left many scratching their heads.

According to sources close to the couple, the wedding will be attended by a who's who of Hollywood stars, business moguls, and political figures, with around 200 guests expected to rub shoulders with the billionaire. But it's not just the guest list that's raising eyebrows – the invitation itself has been panned for its amateurish design.

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos (pictured, left) is believed to be tying the knot with Lauren Sanchez (pictured, right) on July 27 in Venice

A copy of the invitation obtained by The Scholarly Note reveals a garish, cartoon-like illustration featuring butterflies, doves, and gondolas in a mishmash of purple, gray, and pink hues. The document is adorned with what appears to be computer-generated graphics, sparking comparisons to Microsoft Paint and Canva templates.

"Wow, what an ugly announcement/invitation," wrote one social media user. "With all the money he has, they could have at least done something pretty and classy." Another commentator quipped, "Was the invitation made in Microsoft Paint?"

But it's not just the design that's raising eyebrows – the couple's decision to hold their wedding in Venice has sparked controversy over the city's ability to cope with the influx of tourists. Greenpeace and the UK-based collective Everyone Hates Elon have joined forces to protest against the nuptials, highlighting the issue of tax avoidance by billionaires like Bezos.

"Jeff Bezos is the second-richest man in the world yet pays a 1.1 percent true tax rate," said a spokesperson for Everyone Hates Elon. "The multi-million-dollar wedding is reportedly happening over three days, with the wedding ring alone worth as much as $5 million." The group added that if Bezos can afford to rent out half of Venice for his wedding, he should be willing to pay more taxes.

However, not everyone is opposed to the couple's union. Venice mayor Luigi Brugnaro and regional governor Luca Zaia have spoken out in favour of the nuptials, citing the potential economic benefits for local businesses. "This is a city that handles 150,000 people a day," said Zaia. "George Clooney, François-Henri Pinault, and Salma Hayek got married here – it's not unusual."

Bezos has pledged to make sizable charity donations in honor of the couple's wedding, including $1.16 million to Corila, an academic consortium dedicated to studying Venice's lagoon ecosystem. However, critics argue that this is simply a PR stunt designed to offset the negative publicity surrounding the wedding.

As the big day approaches, one thing is certain – Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez's wedding will be remembered for all the wrong reasons. But what does it say about our society when billionaires can afford to shut down an entire city for their own personal celebrations?

The Wedding Details:

  • Date: This week
  • Location: Venice, Italy
  • Guest list: Around 200 guests, including Hollywood stars and business moguls
  • Estimated cost: Tens of millions of dollars
  • Controversy: Criticism over invitation design, tax avoidance by Bezos, and disruption to local residents

The Invitation:

A copy of the invitation obtained by The Scholarly Note reveals a garish, cartoon-like illustration featuring butterflies, doves, and gondolas in a mishmash of purple, gray, and pink hues. The document is adorned with what appears to be computer-generated graphics.

"We're excited for you to join us!" reads the invitation. "We have one early request: please, no gifts." Instead, the couple has requested donations to various charities, including UNESCO Venice Office, CORILA, and Venice International University.

The Charity Donations:

Bezos has pledged to make sizable charity donations in honor of the couple's wedding, including:

  • $1.16 million to Corila
  • $500,000 to UNESCO Venice Office
  • $250,000 to CORILA

However, critics argue that these donations are simply a PR stunt designed to offset the negative publicity surrounding the wedding.

The Protest:

Greenpeace and the UK-based collective Everyone Hates Elon have joined forces to protest against the nuptials. The group has highlighted the issue of tax avoidance by billionaires like Bezos and the disruption to local residents caused by the wedding celebrations.

"Jeff Bezos is the second-richest man in the world yet pays a 1.1 percent true tax rate," said a spokesperson for Everyone Hates Elon. "The multi-million-dollar wedding is reportedly happening over three days, with the wedding ring alone worth as much as $5 million."

A number of people criticised the leaked document, with one calling it 'goofy' and another saying 'you can't buy taste or class'