B. Simone's H&M Confession: From Bloomingdale's to Budget Struggles
SCANDALOUS: B. Simone's Financial Fiasco Exposed!
In a shocking turn of events, MTV star and comedian B. Simone has been brutally mocked on social media after tearfully admitting that she can no longer afford to shop at upscale department store Bloomingdale's due to her dwindling finances.
The 35-year-old actress and comedian broke down in tears on an episode of her popular podcast, Let's Try This Again, revealing the shocking truth about her financial struggles. "My finances, the budgeting... you see how I am, nitpicking every little thing," she sobbed to friend Shekinah Yon. "We were in Bloomingdale's yesterday, and I was like, 'We have to go to H&M!'" she continued, unable to hold back her tears.
But it gets even juicier, folks! Simone revealed that she had invested most of her money into her own app, which costs $9.99 a month and gives fans access to exclusive video podcasts, inspirational quotes, and the ability to connect with other subscribers. "Because I've invested in this app and this platform, I don't have the liquid," she stated, trying to make sense of her financial situation.
However, social media users were not having it! They dug up an old interview where Simone claimed that she would never date a man who worked a 9-to-5 job. In 2020, she told Nick Cannon, "He can't be like clocking in and clocking out. No. I think entrepreneurs should date entrepreneurs... you're not going to understand my lifestyle." Well, it seems like her lifestyle has caught up with her!
Fans were quick to roast Simone on social media, with one writing on X (formerly Twitter), "B. Simone once said that she will never date a guy who works a 9 to 5 job but now she can't even afford to spend money on clothes." Another commented, "Looks like she needs a 9-5 job to help her balance her lifestyle and finances." A third wrote, "This is the same woman that was up and said 'I'll never date a guy with a 9-5.' Life has a funny way of humbling people I don't feel bad for her at all."
And let's not forget about the memes! One fan joked, "This is a damn tragedy. Ok folks it's time we set up a GoFundMe. H&M? No way, sweetie." Another user asked, "She used to be a millionaire. What happened?" A sixth commented, "B. Simone said she couldn't date a 9-to-5 dude... now she broke, and 9-to-5 dudes have health insurance, 401(k)s, and credit scores over 700. God got jokes."
But who is B. Simone, you ask? Well, let me tell you! She's the star of MTV's long-running sketch comedy show Wild 'N Out, where she spent nine seasons as one of its most popular cast members. Outside of the series, Simone managed to launch an acting career and starred in a number of star-studded reality shows, including VH1's Girls Cruise with Lil Kim and Mya, and Hip Hop Squares.
In more recent news, Simone has become known for her popular podcast Let's Try This Again, and is now focused on launching a community app. But it seems like her financial struggles have taken center stage! Stay tuned for more updates on this scandalous saga!
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